Bum: We miss you.

You not playing: It is sad, and disappointing. But we know that you'll do what you need to do. You always do. Don't you?

Sometimes, shit happens and I am reminded of you, whatever your name may be. Case in point:

"In some professions it is okay for you to be a bitch to your fuck-up employees. I need to be in those industries"

Stay strong.

And won't you reconsider?